MayaFlaminda's Pen: What is GLOBALIZATION?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

What is GLOBALIZATION?

QUESTION: What is the height of globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.

QUESTION: How come?
ANSWER: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcyles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by a Filipino using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Philippine-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by a Chinese!

That's globalization!

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About VIEWFINDER

This year I want to revive VIEWFINDER, my defunct radio talkshow on 105.9 MIX FM. Plan is to continue getting top student debaters in Mindanao. In the past, we talked about beauty pageants, fraternities and hazing, political dynasties, animal intelligence and animal testing, the rice crisis, homophobia, etc. Wherever you are in the world, you can listen and join our discussion through the live internet radio feed found on 105.9 MIX FM's website. (Details to follow as soon as show resumes.) I'm crossing my fingers.

Previously on VIEWFINDER

MOA on Ancestral Domain - (Aug. 10,'08)
Planning Subdivisions - (Aug. 3,'08)
Living Meaningfully - (July 20,'08)
Call Centers - (July 13,'08)
American Elections - (July 6,'08)
Reality TV - (June 29,'08)
Vegetarianism - (June 22,'08)
Homophobia - (June 8 & 15,'08)
Rice Shortage - (May 25,'08)
Aerial Spraying - (May 18,'08)
Indie Filmmakers - (Apr. 27 & May 11,'08)
Basic Education - (Apr. 6, 13 & 20,'08)
Graduatin & Workin - (Mar. 16 & 30,'08)
People Power - (Mar. 9,'08)
Corruption in Pinas - (Mar. 2,'08)
Choices We Make - (Feb. 17 & 24,'08)
Matters of the Heart - (Feb. 10,'08)
You Are Filipino If - (Feb. 3,'08)
Global Warming - (Jan. 6,'08)

The Ironies of the World

Irony, Alanis Morissette croons, “is a free ride when you’ve already paid. It’s finally meeting the man of your dreams -- and then meeting his beautiful wife! It’s ten thousand spoons -- when all you need is a knife.”

In the real world, irony is much more than just wanting a knife but having a spoon instead. How does a country with only a few thousand elementary schools accommodate 30 million children? Answer: Improvise! Let one group of children go to school in the morning and let the other group go to school in the afternoon. That’s exactly what’s happening in the Philippines.

The irony is that there has never been so much food and so much money in the world: twice the amount we had in 1975 and seven times the amount we had in 1950. There’s certainly more than enough money for decent schools for all the 30 million Filipino students.

IF the world’s nations were to divide their resources equally, each one of us would be earning 15 euros. In reality, however, half of the world’s people earn less than two euros. And one in five people earn less than one euro. This is while the richest 200 people of the world earn 25 euros - every second! Irony is one European cow being worth 110 Africans. It’s some people dying of too much food while every day, 800 million others go hungry.